Find one that is just right:
a morbid Goldilocks situation.

Brand new #2 pencil for scale.

The Massive One
$149.99
The Medium One
$69.99
The Miniature One
$24.99

Embrace your inner goth kid.

  • Plywood construction with lacquer sprayed over the outer shell. Insides are stained black, but not finished with varnish. Brass knobs are standard for each size variety.

  • Coffins measure approximately (outer measurements):

    S: ~6" L x 3" W x 1.25" D

    M: ~9.75" L x 4.75" W x 2.3" D

    L: ~16" L x 7.5" W x 3" D

  • Wipe surfaces with a lint-free rag and a small amount of lemon oil or any other furniture-grade oil.